Top 20 Humors About Manny Pacquiao


20. Manny Pacquiao invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Juan Manuel Marquez invented pink.

19. Manny Pacquiao can slam a revolving door.

18. Manny Pacquiao ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

17. Manny Pacquiao is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

16. Manny Pacquiao's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

15. Manny Pacquiao doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

14. Manny Pacquiao does not get frostbite. Manny Pacquiao bites frost.

13. There is no 'ctrl' button on Manny Pacquiao's computer. Manny Pacquiao is always in control.

12. Manny Pacquiao can kill two stones with one bird.

11. When Manny Pacquiao's does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

10. Manny Pacquiao doesn’t have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

9. Manny Pacquiao counted to infinity - twice.

8. There is no chin behind Manny Pacquiao's beard. There is only another fist.

7. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Manny Pacquiao’ fist.

6. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Manny Pacquiao.

5. Manny Pacquiao won’t ever get a heart attack, because a heart knows better than to attack Manny Pacquiao.

4. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Manny Pacquiao pajamas.

3. If you have 100 pesos and Manny Pacquiao has pesos, Manny Pacquiao has more money than you.

2. Manny Pacquiao can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night!

1. Manny Pacquiao's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.







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Manny Pacquiao Early Career

Pacquiao started his professional boxing career at the age of 16 at 106 lbs (Light Flyweight). His early fights took place in small local venues and were shown on Vintage Sports' Blow by Blow, an evening boxing show. His professional debut was a 4-round bout against Edmund "Enting" Ignacio on January 22, 1995, which Pacquiao won via decision, becoming an instant star of the program. Close friend Mark Penaflorida's death in 1994 spurred the young Pacquiao to pursue a professional boxing career.

His weight increased from 106 to 113 lbs before losing in his 12th bout against Rustico Torrecampo via a third-round knockout (KO). Pacquiao had not made the weight. So he was forced to use heavier gloves than Torrecampo, thereby putting Pacquiao at a disadvantage.[7]

Shortly after the Torrecampo fight, Pacquiao settled at 112 lbs, winning the WBC Flyweight title over Chatchai Sasakul in the eighth round only to lose it in his second defense against Medgoen Singsurat or Medgoen 3K Battery, via a third-round knockout on a bout held at Nakhon Si Thammarat, Thailand. Technically, Pacquiao lost the belt at the scales as he surpassed the weight limit of 112 lbs (51 kg).

Following his loss to Singsurat, Pacquiao gained weight anew. This time, Pacquiao went to the Super Bantamweight division of 122 lbs (55 kg), where he picked up the WBC International Super Bantamweight title. He defended the title five times before his chance for a world title fight came.

Pacquiao's big break came on June 23, 2001, against IBF Super Bantamweight champion Lehlohonolo Ledwaba. Pacquiao stepped into the fight as a late replacement and won the fight by technical knockout to become the IBF Super Bantamweight champion on a bout held at MGM Grand, Las Vegas, Nevada. He defended this title five times and fought to a sixth-round draw against Agapito Sánchez in a bout that was stopped early after Pacquiao received 2 headbutts.